this was on one of alec's friend's sites. i thought it was so funny. so whoever you are....I LOVE YOU SAVESTHEDAYPEACH

Mr. F: Yo man, slow down, I see some chicks. Bear: Rawr. *whistles*

Bertha: OMG! He is totally checking you out Betty! Betty: Who? him? Bertha: Yes! act cool...

*screech* Mr. F: Hey baby. Betty: Oh, hey.
love at first sight

Mr F: I'm Mr. F. *winks* Betty: Hee Hee. Hot wheels. Mr. F: Toys' R' Us $19. 99. Betty: oo. a careful shopper.

Mr F: Come on, let's go for a ride. Betty: Later Bertha! Bertha: Don't forget your seatbelt!

(a few hours later) Bertha: um...hi. Bear: Rawr.

Bertha: Aw, Mr F., this day has been so wonderful. I never knew someone with such a great heart. Mr F: I never knew someone with such great legs. I think I love you.
meanwhile...

Bertha: I wonder how Betty is, its getting kind of dark out and all...whatd you say your name was? Bear: Rawr.

Mr F: Here we are. Betty: What a rockin' place you've got!

(the trouble begins)

Loretta: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!? Betty: Mr F! What's going on? Loretta: Not again. You've been bringing home Barbies all week! When will you learn?! Betty: What...who do you think you are? Loretta: His wife. Betty: WIFE! *cries hysterically and runs out of car* You told me you loved me, and I believed you, how could you! Mr F: Wait!

...AND SHE WAS HIS WIFE! Bertha: Aww sweetie, it's alright. You deserve better than that. Right...whoever you are?

Bear: threesome! rawr.

Bertha and Betty: You suck at endings. Leave an alternative (unless you would like to see two barbies and a teddy bear get it on...not likely).
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